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12/17/2013 1:42:03 AM
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You're at Walmart buying ghetto walmart jeans and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.
What do you do?
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Edited by Fallen Hero: 1/1/2018 1:56:04 AMBeep boop beep.
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Accuse him of r@pe and get him thrown in jail. The cops will believe it cause he is black
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4 Repliesim a poor hippie hopeful teacher, no girl is gonna date me these days.
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Edited by Raptorkid24: 12/18/2013 8:57:17 PMKick him in the balls. Whilst he is in pain, climb on to his back, and strangle him with the ghetto jeans till he begs for mercy.
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1 ReplyShoot him with my ghetto Walmart gun.
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2 RepliesI'm pretty sure there's an image of this guy with his waifu. It got posted as a response to this thread all the time on the old b.net. Anyone else remember it?
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Why would I be at Walmart?
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1 ReplyPull out my concealed M60 machine gun and mow him down.
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His head is so tiny.
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Edited by qy: 12/18/2013 5:58:10 AM>2013, nearly 2014 >still shopping at Walmart lol [spoiler]Hmm I wonder how those muscles are going to help get rid of his sex offender registry...[/spoiler]
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Accuse him of pedophilia.
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Edited by Nobody: 12/17/2013 2:34:13 AMWell if I had a girlfriend my wife would beat the shit out of me and I refuse to shop at Walmart so this is not going to happen. If I did cross paths with this dude I would realize that he looks like a steroid so I will just sit back and enjoy the fact that mines bigger.
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Not a Walmart in 3000 miles [spoiler]and no gf[/spoiler]
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Do the handshake pat back thing
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Slap his girlfriend's ass.
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Well, if I am at Walmart, I must be some hick or gangsta, so I have to own a gun. Shoot him.
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2 RepliesThis is thread that gave me memories of my first time on The Flood. Thank you, OP.
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Toast/Envelope method.
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*yeah her numbers 0753.....
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Laugh at his tiny head.
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1 ReplyChop his d*ck off and naw on it like jerky.
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My friend "Gojire" would say
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I'd slap his ass.
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Slap his girlfriends ass. Fair trade. Then continue to high five him and be on my way. *sips tea*
