So, I see the girl I have a crush on arguing with her boyfriend when her friend started to get into it to. One guy plays baseball and stuff, he even beat up one of her boyfriend's friends. Her boyfriend is bigger, but the other guy might be a better fighter. Whatever, while these two tools are punching each other, I want to make her MY girlfriend. What would be the best way to get her to leave the two alpha wannabes and bail with me?
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Coax them vie verbal encouragement, and using the power of instructional mob suggestion, lead them into a canal. As they wash away, chat up the gf.