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12/16/2013 3:52:07 AM
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How should I kick this guy's ass?
I was having an argument with my gf when her friend started sticking his nose in our business! So tomorrow, I plan to kick his ass. He thinks he's stronger just because he plays baseball and because he beat up one of my friends. I'm bigger though, probably in more ways than one. So Flood, how should I deal with this nuisance?
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I can't wait till you come back on here to tell us how you are single.
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Like how the cop from South Park handled prostitution.
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I get it, it's like you're the guy that omg a banana talked about in his thread.
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1 ReplyHe might try to whip out his dick to confuse you long enough so he can punch you in the jugular. I suggest you whip out your dick first.
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Edited by The Asgardian94: 12/16/2013 8:15:59 PMGrab a hammer, meet with him and proceed with bringing the hammer down.
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Get him drunk, sex him up real good, then post pics of bumming him all over the Internet. He'll look totally gay.
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Become his best friend, then turn him against all his other friends. [i]Then[/i] use the poop/envelope method to confirm that your friendship is over.
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2 RepliesHe sounds like a douchebag, so he'll probably say " I don't want any trouble" and then try to send his forehead into your nose, get out of his way, then uppercut him in the chin. After of which, he'll try to clap his hands against your ears to -blam!- up your hearing. Duck down and punch him in the rib cage. When he tries to get the fishhooks in your mouth, bite down on his fingers then knee him in the chest. If he's in a particular brutal mood, he may try to dislocate your shoulder, just roll backwards out of the lock, then kick him the teeth.
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4 Replieswe know your games, i took the liberty of sending this gentlemen to physically split your alter persona in two i heard he plays grifball.......
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Well your already being childish by fighting, so be more childish. Kick him in his nuts.
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Whip your dick out and bellow like a deranged tard, he'll run away crying. If not , we'll you've already got your dick out. Do what you gotta.
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Seduce him and enjoy his pitching and batting skills.
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Why do you want to beat him up?
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Kill him.
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With your durable sausage of course
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Shoot him.
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Don't.
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[quote]Durable Sausage[/quote] Forcefully insert a durable sausage betwixt his cheeks
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With a pink dildo!
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Kiss him passionately.
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Falcon punch
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Put your Johnson in his eye and -blam!- his brains out his ear.
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Give some hood rats $5 and prompt them to knock the guy out
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Take your foot and apply it to his ass, forcefully.
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Stick it in his pooper.
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Impale them.
