hahaha little punk ass knaves think they're so tough just because they can push an onion cart around? or lift some dinky ass farming tools? Don't make me laugh. Have any of you losers ever even touched a real lance? You probably haven't even seen a real longsword before and if you did you probably wouldn't know which way to hold it. And the only horse you could ever hope to ride is some old ass mare you inherited from your father in law (which is probably a donkey but your dumb ass is to stupid and uneducated to tell the difference) inb4 knights are pussies, bitch please, we all know that as soon as the Danes come marching down the coastline and burning all your shit you'll be begging for a few knights to charge in and ride them down. You ain't nothing but a bunch of inbred uneducated yokels.