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Edited by Officer Nasty:
12/12/2013 2:50:35 AM
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What is your morning routine?
We all have to go through some type of morning routine or ritual, right? I would love to have an insight into the mornings of everyone in this beautiful community! My mornings always start with a wake up time between 6-6:15AM. When I finally fight the struggle to hit the snooze button 100 more times, I scuffle into the bathroom and into the shower. I always shower before I brush my teeth. [b][i]Always.[/b][/i] Sometimes whenever I have some extra time to spare, I do a quick fap to get me energized for the day. Then I brush my teeth, get dressed, and move into the kitchen for the most enjoyable portion of my routine (fapping is a close second). My breakfasts usually contain two Eggo chocolate chip waffles and a cup of coffee. Yes, I'm a 19 year old male and I still eat Eggo waffles regularly, sue me.
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Wake up 7:30 in the mornin/ I get up, open my door'n/ Hear everybody snorin/ House so quiet, this is borin/ Check my phone/ See this chick's down to bone/ oops, mistook a butt dial for uh booty call/ Bitch wanted to hang at the mall/ I ask "is that all?"/ "Yeah we're just friends"/ "Nope -blam!- you slut" I wrote/ I hope it sends/ Turn on some tunes, listen to led zepplin/ wasn't watching where I was steppin/ Trip, do a cart wheel flippin/ Out the window I go/ After several seconds, I begin to slow/ Halo 3's music from the title screen begins to play/ There as I lay and look up to an eagle with dual Ar 15's and the constitution in his feet/ "You there have a seat/ He was bobbin his head to the beat/ You see, this is the law of the land/ As it was written by man/ But the liberal commies are trying to desecrate and berate it/ Cuz they liberals and they hate it/ Seeing people express their natural rights and freedom/ Will you lead the new world order, and fight for my kingdom"/ Fades to black, I pee some I wake up sweaty, covered in cu-..some ehh some gum.
