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12/6/2013 7:06:35 AM
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If you could have a crappy superpower, what would you pick?
So, given the choice of some crappy super power, what would you pick? 'Crappy' meaning that you can't have something like flying or super strength like most superheroes. It has to be mediocre. It doesn't have to be useless, it just needs to be something that a normal superhero wouldn't ever have.
Example: Ability to create forks in mid air, without any materials
Stuff like that. I would want the ability that whenever I touch something, I can see all the events that have happened to it since it's creation. Like if I touched a book I would see every single person that read it, how it go to where it was, etc. It would work on people too. As long as I could control it (so i don't touch a dollar bill and see some hooker accidentally) it would be cool
Maybe not really 'mediocre' but I don't there a superhero would ever be based on that ability.
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Edited by DarkestSeptagon: 12/7/2013 2:54:04 AM
Started a new topic: Flood what is your superpower?(17 Replies))
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The ability to fart in different languages
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Levitate a couple feet as a means of transportation instead of walking.
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Meat vision
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Refilling stuff. Refill my bank account Refill my blood Refill enemies bladder Refill drink Refill gun Refill time left on parking meter Refill stuff, yeah..
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2 RepliesThe ability to refill things. Refill my enemies bladder. Refill my soda. Refill the pizza box. Refill my wallet.
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Breathe steam out of my nose
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2 Repliesshapeshifting....having no original form, once into one form, it stays like that until I change into something different therefore....I could have a more square jaw, abs(already have 'em), other stuff involving me :)
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I can already lick my own elbow and do the shaky eye thing, so I'm pretty much set. Although, a comment made in an old version of this will always stick with me. Would probably be very entertaining: [spoiler]The ability to ejaculate crickets at will.[/spoiler]
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the ability to breath underwater. on dry land.
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2 RepliesThe ability to make people go full retard
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Go MLG on all games I play or to make my voice as high or deep as I want.
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4 RepliesThe power to be extremely adept at mathematics and computers.
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1 ReplySleep on command.
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1 ReplyAbility to control blood...or is that too good?
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I think...Op makes good threads and I would like to see more.
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A gag bag.
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Mastery over leaves so I can control them at will.
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To be able to fly as long as I flap my arms like a bird.
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I just want the ability to have absolute control over all the hair on my body. Or gender bending, that'd be swell.
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The ability to make people stop being retardedly stupid
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Grow crops through winter.
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Ability to make people depressed
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SUPER DIARRHEA! :D
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[i]I shall be.....[/i] CAPTAIN HEINSIGHT!
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Edited by Jim the Admin: 12/6/2013 9:23:45 AMAbility to make people pee themselves. That is all.
