CHORUS: Get down on all fours, open your back door Don't it feel so goood with a lady and a doood Boy get in the center, she'll take off your sweater I'll take down your panties, dress you all in leather I had a fantasy since I was nine 'Bout blowin' loads in a butt while loads are blown in mine Don't blame me for bein' sick for dick Sometimes it's titties that I wanna lick I'm such a slut I've tried everything I've choked down six dix while eatin' Burger King That ain't shit compared to what I've done Once jacked off in a hot dog bun So I got a idea, little boys listen here Me and Hunx on you like cheese on a quesadilla We're almost late for a 12:30 luncheon It's your ass that we'll be munchin' Kidnap your ass like you're Patty Hearst Damn my dick is about to burst Boy I know that your homework is due But me and Chunx hella wanna screw (CHORUS) Two cocks one poosy, all three pretty juicy More fire in my crotch than Danny Bonadoocy Your mama looks like Tina Yothers But I'ma eat you up like Sally Struthers We'll take turns givin' ya head You'll be the baloney in our Wonderbread Stick your dick up in my coochie I never thought I'd feel so bougie I'll shove my nipples into your eyes While Hunx hits your ass with a birthday surprise I'm hungry, I'm randy and I just can't wait I'm fishin' for sluts and usin' Chunx as bait Playin' this game me and you together Dress him all up like a daddy of leather Pass the lube, the lettuce and the sour cream It's time for a DOUBLE DECKER SUPREME!!!! Oooh this dick tastes like shit LICK THE CLIT! LICK THE CLIT!!! Oooh this clit makes me sick LICK THE DICK! LICK THE DICK!!!! (x2)