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Do you celebrate Christmas? If so, why'd you steal my religions tree worshiping and celebration of the Winter Solstice? Do you hang holly, if so, are you afraid of witches?
Fuckers.
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[quote]I'm 13 and I think I'm witty.[/quote]This is my favorite part.
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I hang holly because it's Christmasy. No religious pagan fearing reason behind it.
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↓ downvote
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You seem really bored.
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I'm Jewish so it's not my fault, don't make me heat your home
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I dont know why but this might be my favorite parody thread:)
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Edited by MoReCoWbELLx2x1: 12/1/2013 7:28:42 AMIf you arnt Christian why do you use our calendar? BC and AD are from Christianity and AD, started after Jesus was born. So why do you use our calendar if you arnt Christian? Be like Muslims and make your own calendar. [spoiler]Checkmate[/spoiler]
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Haha, It's funny when Pagans think they're more reasonable people than Christians are. You're all 3edgy5me
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Edited by Progo: 12/2/2013 11:49:04 PMEh, what? I thought it was, because, you know, the Celts kinda decided all on their own that Christianity was better than druidism. (meaning since they weren't converted at sword point they got to keep some fun traditions)
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Time to Inquisition your ass.
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Can you go away? Atheists are mentally retarded, I don't want any retard on me.
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butthurt pagan pls go
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Edited by FloodScientist: 12/1/2013 7:16:37 PM
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Edited by GKR: 12/1/2013 8:14:57 PMBECAUSE YOU CAN'T STOP US.
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Fjuckyou
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Is your name referencing Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
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gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8
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If people start getting their ashes buried in biodegradable pots that eventually become a tree, does that mean we're all one step closer to being ents? Checkmate.
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Yule for the pagans!!! Christianity, the holiday master thief.
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Ironically, Christmas isn't even Jesus date of birth, it's just the day Christians chose to celebrate his birth. Why? Because the Winter Solstice was to big of a deal to non Christians. They were literally trying to steal their thunder. And just like a lot of out holidays, the pagan parts sorta just caught a ride. (I.E. the whole tree thing.) Also, if you ever hear anyone talking about Halloween as the devils day, please slap them, and then thoroughly explain to them that it's seeded in the idea that people would dress up to hide from monsters, and leave gifts of sweets to keep them at bay.
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I didn't really catch what you were trying to say, except that it was meant to be incredibly hostile because you're pissed off at/by something. Maybe you should rephrase that.
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*yawn* haha yea good one.
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This wasn't even good. 0/10
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What?
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check check. This is a test.