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Edited by ItsChewbacca: 11/26/2013 11:01:04 PM
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Side effects may include...

Ever notice how all those anti-depressant commercials are the same? They usually have someone say that they are suffering from depression and nothing they did seemed to work until they started using whatever drug was advertised. Now they say that they can deal with their depression and the commercial usually shows that person doing happy things with their family and friends like going to the beach or some shit like that. Now comes my favorite part of these commercials: they then have someone start listing all of these horrible side effects that may happen if you use this product while they show everyone being happy and holding hands singing Kumbaya. Good thing is, this product may help you with your depression. The bad thing is, this product may cause you to have unusual changes in behavior, thoughts of suicide, higher blood pressure, loss of appetite, higher risk of heart attack, higher risk of stroke, internal bleeding, your teeth falling out, you losing your hair, nightmarishly painful diarrhea, your asshole bleed profusely, your penis to fall, your vagina to sew itself shut, or even [b]death[/b]. I know they're listing these side effects so they don't get sued, but after hearing these side effects...I think I'd rather deal with the depression than bleed out my bum. What do you guys think?

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