I once had this dream that I was a bear... Living in the forest and eating berries and roaring majestically. Then this dragon came to the forest causing mischief, so I had to put a stop to it by challenging him to a duel to the death. I won, and I got to bang some ladies after... BEST DREAM EVER!
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I dreamt I was walking in my kitchen, when I tripped and fell into the wall. A hole broke in the wall, and instead of the room behind it, there was a massive room full of men in suits sitting at computers, diagrams, and maps. One of them looked up at me, and said; "You're not supposed to see this," and then I woke up on my couch. It was easily the weirdest thing that I've ever dreamt. If it really was a dream.