With the announcement that the PS4 was getting early access to the Destiny beta came waves of disappointment, sorrow and butthurt, but now is not the time for despair or bragging. No, now is the time for those of us that are able to pitch in to help those that have become irreparably rustled.
By pledging just $99.99 per 12 twelve hour period you can assist in a massive effort placate the rustled masses by helping to buy the astronomical amounts of butt cream that will be required to unrustle the greater XBox community for just jimmies on the dollar. For too long have their cries for attention been ignored, for too long have they gone without Bungie games, no more.
You can devote a small amount of your time and money by calling 1-800-787-8533 and pledging to send m-I mean the XBox Unrustling Fund your hard earned cash.
That's 1-800-RUS-TLED and you can help repair the butt carnage reaped by Deej.
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they should just read this book