First off, Earth is my favorite planet... Ever. It is the reason I'm alive. I've been alive since I was born.
Now that that's out of the way...
Most of your inhabitants are dinosaurs, Earth. We've been living on you for ages and will continue to do so. But it leaves a bad taste in our mouths when you send a meteorite towards us that rodents and bugs will survive and then pretend we don't exist. I am really happy that mammals can enjoy a some dominance, it will draw us closer together, but there is a rift being created when you keep adding bonuses to their side and not to the side that has your bigger animals. I know this sounds like a jealous thing but there's more to it. I don't mind that mammals get to mostly survive. I don't mind that they get nice warm fur. What bothers me is that dinosaurs get nothing special at all? Something's wrong with that picture and I hope that you can see it.
Sincerely,
Dinosaurs incapable of evolving
/rant
Ready for the "get over it", "Cry some more", "Long live the monkeys", etc... comments.
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Long live Guinea pigs
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Grow the -blam!- up
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Choke on ash some more
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TL;DR
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As a representative of humanity, I'm sorry that our peoples are being brainwashed to think dinosaurkind doesn't exist.
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Dear Dinosaurs, I did not enjoy your monstrous shits on my skin and asked for my neighbours in the astroid belt to kill you off. Sincerely, Earth.
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Dinosaurs got feathers and dominance of the skies. Earth doesn't completely ignore you.
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[quote]I've been alive since I was born.[/quote] You don't say
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I'm a Christian, and even I know that this is scientifically wrong in so many ways...
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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
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Hey earth! Bring back the dinos, bitch. I got mah .50 tungsten rounds ready! 'Murica.
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Hey man, don't bring Earth into this. That meteorite was sent from [i]out there[/i].
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To be fair, the whole "extinction" thing was a bit of a jerk move on the Earth's part.
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Fascinating.
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I would like Dinosaurs to exist again, that would be incredible, I loved dinosaurs since I was kid.