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As the title says, I mean what the -blam!-?! Right when I moved in with that skank too. Don't even get me started on that frenchmen jackass either, I come back after a long war and 30 years and the most I get is a nod of approval. I don't even get called master anymore, dafuq?! -blam!-in' broad.
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Look mate, I don't know you, or have seen you, but I can guarantee that you ain't as good looking, manly or cooler, than Alucard.
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Can you summon a 3 million strong army from your own blood?
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Bitch please. As dracula he tried world domination and failed because of a band of humans. I control a planet full of gods. Gods. And they do my bidding and follow my will. I can erase his army with my omega sanction.
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