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As the title says, I mean what the -blam!-?! Right when I moved in with that skank too. Don't even get me started on that frenchmen jackass either, I come back after a long war and 30 years and the most I get is a nod of approval. I don't even get called master anymore, dafuq?! -blam!-in' broad.
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Look mate, I don't know you, or have seen you, but I can guarantee that you ain't as good looking, manly or cooler, than Alucard.
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Alucard is just a babby who couldnt handle being mortal so he chickened out and became immortal then he got his ass kicked a few times and hates being immortal.
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Can you summon a 3 million strong army from your own blood?
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