I keep hearing about him. Is he an elder floodian or something?
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Achronos is- *gets sniped*
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How come new members can't figure anything out on their own?
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Edited by U920628: 10/21/2013 12:03:47 AMHe is the Eldest of all, and he is no Floodian. He predates the Flood, he is our God. Achronos said, "Let there be fgts!" And the Flood was born. He said, "Let there be noobs!" And the Halo 2 forum was spawned. "Let there be dicks!" The Septagon was formed. "Let there be Ninjas." And with that declaration, all those who pass here learned to cower, and pay tribute, lest they be smitten by his mighty banhammer. Then, as a token of peace unto all men, he said unto us, "Blame Stosh, all shortcomings are the fault of himself, or his pervert servant Capiton Render." Since that day, he has changed. He took the banhammer, and he broke it in two, he said "Now it's power is less, and you no longer must hide from my Ninjas." He took the piece that was once the shaft of the banhammer and He shattered it into a hundred thousand tiny daggers. He said, "This is my gift unto all men, the Mute Button. Wield it as though it were my own banhammer." And men refuted this gift. We said, "No u!" We were reluctant, but fate is a cruel thing, and now, under the instruction of his Primate Butler, DeeJ, we wield it.
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You are Achronos, I am Achronos, he is all around us, waiting to smite his mighty smiter.
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Achronos is a Bungie employee. He's been with Bungie.net since the beginning. He is the overlord, master, God if you're feeling dramatic. He's responsible for maintaining the website and other things. He once threatened to destroy the Flood.
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You know that one guy that everyone is afraid of, yeah, thats him
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he bans fgts and doesn't afraid of anything
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Your mother.
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Try xbox.com.
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[spoiler]Pretending you actually don't know who he is here:[/spoiler] He's just one of my alts.
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Your Soul is about to become Disembodied. . .
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The guy who likely banned you multiple times on past accounts.
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Were all achronos' alts. So...
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He's a scary guy who will eat your account.
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I'm pretty sure he prefers to be called A Crow Nose.
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You can do much better than that. 2/10
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A newbag daring to question our god Achronos's authority? No, just kidding. But seriously, Achronos is the god of Bungie.net.
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Edited by im am b0red: 10/20/2013 10:46:45 PMHe is essential the God of this website. His old title was "Bungie.net Overlord" or somtehing like that. When something changes or updates, it was probably him slinging some code around.
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/7_achronos/en/view/profile/index#!page=index&mid=1]Behold Aracnos![/url]