Ladies and Gentleman, I am pleased to officially announce my candidacy for City Bum. These are hard times we live in. With the Fallen constantly attacking and no word from the Vanguard, the future looks bleak. It can be easy to lose hope in times of hardship. It is times like this that we look towards the City Bum to lead us in making us feel better. The incumbent, DeeJ, has been slacking on the job for the last few terms. He has betrayed the people who gave him their vote. NO MORE. It is time to rise up, and claim the seat from him! No longer will we be subject to his demeaning policies! As the City Bum, I will institute policies to raise public morale, not lower them in the way my opponent has. [quote][u]Bum Platform:[/u] [i]1. Mandatory Bum Fees will be abolished. No more will the people of this great city be oppressed. 2. As the City Bum, I promise to spend more time on street corners. Rants will be expanded to include end times and football scores. 3. Hygiene will be lowered to an all time low. A rough appearance is essential to being the City Bum. 4. Attempts to wash cars with dirty rags at highway off-ramps will increase 10-Fold. 5. I will look into reevaluating the tax on the Doctrine 18, Part H, subsection 5 law. 6. I promise to do my part to keep the local pigeon population down. 7. Public Drunkenness/Nudity will be a priority for this administration, regardless of what the other side of the aisle has to say about it.[/i][/quote] As you can see, I take the issues very seriously, something my opponent has neglected for some time now. When you vote me in, you will see a complete change in the way the City's Bum acts, this I swear. We will hold our heads high as we look towards the future! #DE4THINC4RN4TE4CityBum2013