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>be me
>be at library
>local synagogue selling baked goods
>put headphones in laptop
>listen to song above as I research WWII german tank doctrine for project
>halfway through song
>look up
>see Jews glaring at me
>take off headphones
>"ES BRAUST UNSER PANZER IM STURMWIND DAHIN!"
>realize headphones are in mic slot
>quickly pack up and leave
>sit in car for 20 minutes as angry, liberal college students with nothing better to do surround me in parking lot calling me a [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url]
I don't think I'll be allowed in that library again.
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>be me >be at library >be stuck with flying lightbulb >have to grab floating green dildo over a bottomless pit >have to shotgun billions of -blam!-ing zombies >asshole lightbulb keeps flying off somewhere >wait at unnecessarily large security doors for asshole to open it >have to ride bunch of damn elevators while fighting more zombies >finally get to green dildo >teleport away >put green dildo into control panel >nothing happens >digital girlfriend on the rag calls me a moron for nearly blowing up the universe >asshole lightbulb decides to kill me So how was your day?