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I remember being in a room, with a group of 20+ year olds and a minor, young kid. I had my mic off. This kid was blaming everyone around him and trash talking them. The people in the room kept baiting the kid and he kept getting worse. I finally got on the mic and just asked him to shut the -blam!- up or leave. His mother proceeded to get on, and berate me, telling me im a piece of shit. I explained to her my experience, and she said i was lying since she was next to him the whole time. I proceeded to tell her she was a waste of human resources, the kid was a waste of sperm, and that im betting the father killed himself since they were two of the most annoying people i have ever met. Shortly after the father got on, and was worse than them, threatening to cll the police and put me in the hospital. The room was laughing through the whole experience.
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A typical day on Xbox Live...
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Lol his zone was family.
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I was greifing in CoD4 about three years ago. One guy told me if I didn't stop he would send me a pic of his dick. I continued because I didn't believe him. I learned that day that LIVE is home to some pretty long schlongs.
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Listing to your friends prank call a mental hospital and say that a patient is on their lawn and that if the patient gets any closer that they will shoot. "Alright he's getting closer, I think I'm gonna shoot him." "Sir, please don't shoot the gun. Just wait for the police to get there." *gun shot is played through phone* *lady hangs hangs up* LEL
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Edited by tuckers baby: 10/23/2013 10:29:55 PMMe and a few [i][b]former[/b][/i] buddies of mine got a 9 year old (turns out he was actually 7, oops!) to set him up a ... [b][i][u]club penguin[/u][/i][/b] [spoiler]We made him google "hardcore gay yaoi"[/spoiler]
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Somebody asked me to lick his chewbaca and spread salsa between my asscheeks... *shivers* GT was something like xRoboSnipesx
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>software police
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[quote]and a few am radio stations[/quote] I lost it there. I haven't had a good story in a while. Mostly just people talking trash and me putting them in their place.
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Edited by TGI Skuldier: 10/20/2013 6:09:17 PM[i] [/i]
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[quote]Images, stories, gogogo[/quote]LOL
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If I had a dollar for every 1v1 demand I received I could go on a 4 day vacation.
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Also there was this one guy who messaged me saying that A:TLA sucks because of my gamertag so my friend and I worked together to come up with the greatest insult ever devised, and the kid didn't even respond to it that's how much we destroyed him.
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There was this one guy I shot a few times with a BR and after that game he sent me a ton of rage messages full of cussing and shit, but I simply responded in a way that made him look like a fool and he eventually stopped.
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Tap lel. On that note, me and my friend got a bunch of messages from this 12 year old kid that we betrayed several times in Reach Infection. Hilarious.
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Hearing little 10 year olds cuss like a sailor online, then you hear in the background, "JIMMY?! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!" Kid - "Nothing mom! Go away!" Mom - "I can't believe you said that, bend over!" Kid- "No mom!" Kid- "Ow mommy! OW OW!!!! Kid- "IM SORRY! NOOOO! OW!" Funny stuff.
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Only a few radio stations though lmao!! I think my favourite moment was in halo reach when I yoink/betrayed a teammate with a sniper rifle and he freaked out!!!! He send me voice messages for the next week. Loled so hard.
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Mine are voice messages so I can't really show them unfortunately. Basically some guy sent me a rage message about my Australian internet interfering with his game. Then I just said to him "No problem, now you know what it's like for me every match." And then he apologised to me. I was not expecting that to happen haha.
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Ooooh black gamers. :)
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Too many butthurt competitives for me to post actual messages, but they go along the lines of "wow you suck dude really why are you playing this game" If I suck then why did you rage quit just to send me a message Most recent one was a chick whose motto was "I <3 Haters", but when I reamed her a new ass in Gears she sends me a message saying "wow you're a fucking dick" And I'm like "And you're acting like a pussy- oh wait... in fact why don't you grow a pair of balls since you sound more like a dude"