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I'd kick you in the balls.
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What!? No "Stick it in mah pooper" option!?
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I'd sit you down, and then pee all over you.
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Stab you
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I wouldn't give you kisses, but I would ask for a long close hug.
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I'd still punch you in the face... Even if it's a pretty lookin' one.
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That kind of depends on your first sentence when I open the door
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But I wouldn't know you a gangbangin' floodian. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Yo ass would just be some random neckbeard knockin on mah door yo. Honestly make me wonder whether I know any of y'all up in real game but be unaware.
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[quote]Give me kisses[/quote] Halloween is coming up, isn't it?
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Well... [spoiler]Invite you in for a gay sex orgy in the living room with 8 other guys.[/spoiler]
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[quote][b]door[/b][/quote] u w0t m8
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Who are you even?
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something like "um...can I help you with something?"
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Have a brief chat, then eventually tell you to feck off.
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"GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!"
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Is ask who you are? Then if you said "from Bungie" then is ask who then youd say (your username) them if say "uh I don't know you and how'd you find me house?" Then if slam the door in your face and call 911
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mwah mwah
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I would do magic. All sorts of magic would be done.
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Chat. Then you will leave..... or else!
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Hit the [b][i][u]F-UCK[/u][/i][/b] out of you.
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Well, did you being snacks, movies, or a board game? Because if not, it'd be really awkward.
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Invite you in for a slice of pie or two
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Toast/envelope method.
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I would politely ask you what you wanted, but remember, it's legal in my state to kill on your property if you feel threatened.
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Tell you to get the hell off my mountain if you don't want to get [i]thrown[/i] off it.