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Edited by Spvrinna: 10/11/2013 11:02:10 PM
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List one, legitimate reason Batman could beat Superman.

After 700+ replies, the best scenario for Batman defeating Superman is this: [spoiler]>Batman invites Superman to coffee >coffee is laced with Kryptonite[/spoiler] Read some of the arguments in the comments. If you still think Batman would win, you're delusional. I'm sorry. Also, Kryptonite doesn't immediately drain Superman's powers. It takes time for him to become weak, despite how it is usually portrayed. Edit: list of Superman's strengths before commenting [spoiler]Basically, he is Superman with his full potential unlocked. He once had to perform an operation in space, so he flew back to earth, read every single medical document ever published, memorized it, flew back into space and performed the operation, all within a few seconds. Yellow (and blue, but that supercharges him) sunlight is the source of his strength. He once bench pressed a planet for days without sunlight. He once beat the crap out of Batman, and Batman was literally made of Kryptonite. He sneezed and he moved the Milky Way galaxy. He can fly from one end of the Milky Way to the other within seconds. He can move faster than light. He has nanosecond reaction time. [/spoiler] Edit: read some of my responses before commenting. Your comment may already have been proven wrong. Edit: of course, [i]this [/i]thread gets 700+ replies, but when I actually put effort into a thread, maybe 50 if I'm lucky.

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  • Edited by Dusty: 10/14/2013 10:16:26 PM
    First, Batman would spend all his money creating a shitty digital version of Metropolis. Then, he would kidnap all of Superman's friends and hide them in the digital metropolis. Batman put giant rings all around the digital metropolis and would tell superman: "IF YOU WANT TO SAVE YOUR FRIENDS. SOLVE MY MAZE". Superman would get so frustrated with the "maze" he would kill himself (Oh yeah and it's filled with kryptonite fog or something)

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