After 700+ replies, the best scenario for Batman defeating Superman is this:
[spoiler]>Batman invites Superman to coffee
>coffee is laced with Kryptonite[/spoiler]
Read some of the arguments in the comments. If you still think Batman would win, you're delusional. I'm sorry.
Also, Kryptonite doesn't immediately drain Superman's powers. It takes time for him to become weak, despite how it is usually portrayed.
Edit: list of Superman's strengths before commenting
[spoiler]Basically, he is Superman with his full potential unlocked.
He once had to perform an operation in space, so he flew back to earth, read every single medical document ever published, memorized it, flew back into space and performed the operation, all within a few seconds.
Yellow (and blue, but that supercharges him) sunlight is the source of his strength. He once bench pressed a planet for days without sunlight.
He once beat the crap out of Batman, and Batman was literally made of Kryptonite.
He sneezed and he moved the Milky Way galaxy.
He can fly from one end of the Milky Way to the other within seconds.
He can move faster than light.
He has nanosecond reaction time. [/spoiler]
Edit: read some of my responses before commenting. Your comment may already have been proven wrong.
Edit: of course, [i]this [/i]thread gets 700+ replies, but when I actually put effort into a thread, maybe 50 if I'm lucky.
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Dang that's a lot of comments
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>Batman invites Superman over for some gay sex. >Batman cuffs Superman's hands and legs in Kryptonite cuffs. >Sometime after the Kryptonite has taken effect Batman begins to whip Superman with a Kryptonite whip. >After that Batman puts on a Kryptonite condom and begins the gay sex.
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Edited by Legend Onyx Taco: 10/15/2013 11:58:10 PMTechnology. :O
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In a contest of who has the cooler costume batman beats superman
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[url=http://sequart.org/magazine/17372/the-dc-canon/]I apologize, but I can't stop laughing at this[/url]
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Since there is not legitimate reason for Batman to beat Superman, let's list the "legitimate reasons" for Batman beating Slade/Deathstroke. I'll start: [spoiler] [/spoiler]
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Spooderman would kick both their fgt asses.
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So superman is chuck Norris?
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Superman. Isn't. Canon.
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NOTHING IS CANON EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED
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Guise staph cumnenting it maeks meh jelly
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Block out the sun.
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batman feat
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My rustle detector Off the goddamn scale
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Edited by Tanner: 10/14/2013 11:15:06 PMITT: Nerds. Nerds everywhere. [quote]>Over 900 replies. What in the holy mother of God.[/quote]
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>Over 900 replies. What in the holy mother of God.
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Superman has never beaten Batman in canon. /thread
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Edited by Dusty: 10/14/2013 10:16:26 PMFirst, Batman would spend all his money creating a shitty digital version of Metropolis. Then, he would kidnap all of Superman's friends and hide them in the digital metropolis. Batman put giant rings all around the digital metropolis and would tell superman: "IF YOU WANT TO SAVE YOUR FRIENDS. SOLVE MY MAZE". Superman would get so frustrated with the "maze" he would kill himself (Oh yeah and it's filled with kryptonite fog or something)
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He could fashion a kryptonite gun and shoot Superman in the back of the head twice, and then cut his head off with a kryptonite hacksaw blade and stick it on a Kryptonite pike
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Edited by Tanner: 10/14/2013 11:14:04 PM[b]-blam!-ING NERDS[/b]
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Yellow sunlight huh? Well it's a shame the sun's white! Batman wins yet again!
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Didn't Batman already have a contingency plan to defeat all members of the justice league which actually [i]worked[/i]? I believe it was Justice League: Doom. And superman nearly died due to a kryptonite bullet made by batman.
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[quote] of course, [i]this [/i]thread gets 700+ replies, but when I actually put effort into a thread, maybe 50 if I'm lucky.[/quote] Cause half of the shit you say is petarded
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>Batmn can haz gay secs wiv supes >Batmn wares kryptonite lypstck >Kises supes >Supes paraplegik
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Batman ain't got no time fo' dat. BATARANG!