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10/6/2013 11:56:29 AM
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[b]S[/b]pawns [b]G[/b]ravity [b]A[/b]djuster. After the Traveller arrived mankind had to rebuild the city, a young ambitious survivor Engineer with the Alias Spawn studied the Traveller and his magic. After long study and research Spawn discovered that the Traveller contained magic to alter gravity making objects heavier or lighter. He containted the magic in an old Human artifact called a Rubix cube. After containing the magic in the cube he discovered that pointing and operating the cube at objects he could either lift them up by making them lighter and place them elsewhere. During the rebuilding of the City the cube was widely used to move cars to the junkyard and made life easier. However shortly after Spawn creation was used for construction, a pack of rogue Hunters calling themselves the Spaltons stole the Rubix cube from Spawn while he was asleep. They ripped a cover from a book they carried and wrote something on it: [i]Dear Spawn, It's nothing personal, it's just the law of the jungle. -The Spaltons.[/i] After they stole the Rubix cube they sold it for a great sum of money to the first stripclub that was rebuild since the arrival of the Traveller, the Rubix today is used to bulk up currency from customers together, lighten it's weight and then throw it at the Fallen dancer. Because the Fallen have four arms the audience made a game out of it that if the Fallen dancer could catch all the thrown money it would keep it's clothes on and be released. If not it had to dance for the audience wearing a traditional pink human bra and a green kilt, the stipclub owner would then video capture the act and send a holographic copy through signal to one of the Fallen's starships. The Fallen that danced would then be shunned and laughed at forever by it's other four-armed bipedal humanoids.
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