originally posted in:Super Good Advice
With nearly 300 entries to this small contest, it has come time to announce our winners. Trimming down to the final 7 was no easy task. Many of the entries were creative, inspiring, awestruck, inappropriate and preposterously hilarious. With that being said, here is your final 7 in no particular order:
[spoiler][url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Groups/Post?groupId=39865&id=62144993&path=1]Bloodboiler[/url]
[i]Senatum galaxiae arma
Translation: The arms (as in weapons) of the galactic senate[/i].
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[spoiler][url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Groups/Post?groupId=39865&id=62143671&path=1]dibbs089[/url]
[i]Soffish's Golden Asskicker[/i]
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[spoiler][url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Groups/Post?groupId=39865&id=62144915&path=1]samuraitj[/url]
[i]Spacemagic Going Apeshit![/i][/spoiler]
[spoiler][url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Groups/Post?groupId=39865&id=62145746&path=1]killerhenk545[/url]
[i]Systematic Global Annihilation[/i][/spoiler]
[spoiler][url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Groups/Post?groupId=39865&id=62145103&path=1]Phoenix[/url]
[i]Something Great Awaits[/i][/spoiler]
[spoiler][url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Groups/Post?groupId=39865&id=62145740&path=1]Addy[/url]
[i]such great attitute[/i][/spoiler]
[spoiler][url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Groups/Post?groupId=39865&id=62144474&path=1]Bettadenu[/url]
[i]Spawns Gravity Adjuster.
After the Traveller arrived mankind had to rebuild the city, a young ambitious survivor Engineer with the Alias Spawn studied the Traveller and his magic.
After long study and research Spawn discovered that the Traveller contained magic to alter gravity making objects heavier or lighter. He containted the magic in an old Human artifact called a Rubix cube. After containing the magic in the cube he discovered that pointing and operating the cube at objects he could either lift them up by making them lighter and place them elsewhere.
During the rebuilding of the City the cube was widely used to move cars to the junkyard and made life easier. However shortly after Spawn creation was used for construction, a pack of rogue Hunters calling themselves the Spaltons stole the Rubix cube from Spawn while he was asleep. They ripped a cover from a book they carried and wrote something on it:
Dear Spawn,
It's nothing personal, it's just the law of the jungle.
-The Spaltons.
After they stole the Rubix cube they sold it for a great sum of money to the first stripclub that was rebuild since the arrival of the Traveller, the Rubix today is used to bulk up currency from customers together, lighten it's weight and then throw it at the Fallen dancer. Because the Fallen have four arms the audience made a game out of it that if the Fallen dancer could catch all the thrown money it would keep it's clothes on and be released. If not it had to dance for the audience wearing a traditional pink human bra and a green kilt, the stipclub owner would then video capture the act and send a holographic copy through signal to one of the Fallen's starships. The Fallen that danced would then be shunned and laughed at forever by it's other four-armed bipedal humanoids.[/i][/spoiler]
Thank you to everyone for entering! The winners will be receiving their PM shortly. Stay tuned for additional SGA giveaways and see you all in the beta.
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Edited by High quality lemon: 10/6/2013 11:38:38 AMsuper good advice or SGA was a gang of hunters who made weapons in the golden age using the travellers power. One day in the SGA they decide to use one of the members old sniper-rifle and mod it and turn it into something new. when they finished moding the sniper-rifle they started testing it. After they unloaded some shots in a trees for a while they started to feel wearied so they laid down to rest for a while and when the awoke they stated to test again but when they pulled the trigger the gun glowed golden and put bigger holes in the tree then it did before. after this happened they went home and pulled the gun apart to see what made them glow golden. when they pulled it apart they couldn't fine anything in the gun that could make the gun glow golden like it did. when they couldn't find what caused this to happen they went out side to try out a new revolver that they had made and then after shooting shots in to a tree , this gun also stated to glow gold and then the idea struck them that it wasn't something in the gun's making them glow it was them they could use the travellers power to do more damage and make guns glow golden. this all the available data on the SGA Hunters we have in the archive.
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Edited by Player3Th0mas: 10/6/2013 9:22:06 AMSexy Gioconda Afterparty
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Edited by TARDISGX101: 10/6/2013 10:43:57 AMSuper Ghetto Aliens
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I got one that what matters :P
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Synchronised guardian assault
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Sucking Girls' Avocados
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Dude, give them out, i did.
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Edited by Kymera Alpha: 1/4/2014 5:56:20 PMS G A
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Seriously Greasy Afros
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Super Giant Arachnids? (Fallen)?
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Super Gun of Awesomeness
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Sausage Gobbling Awoken
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Special Giant Asscannon. It blows up asses :)
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Supreme Gouda Assortments
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Edited by Kakankoo: 10/6/2013 8:30:50 AMSuper Girl's Around / Anywhere
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Shiny Gold Annihilator
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Sub-optimal Guardian Armaments. (Dont go buying your weapons from this vendor.....)
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Soffish's Golden Asskicker
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Seasons greetings, amigo! Boom. You're welcome.
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Shamed Grounded Astronauts!
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Edited by ATCTE92: 10/6/2013 5:34:45 AMBack in the early days of the Golden Age of mankind, back when the Traveler first came to us, scholars labored intensively to define in the history books what exactly happened when the Traveler changed everything. Planets that were once inhabitable, now could sustain life. Manned space travel through our solar system seemed impossible with the technology we had, but the Traveler made it so. Nothing was the same and we thrived. The event was named the [b]S[/b]ystemic [b]G[/b]rand-[b]A[/b]lteration, or the [b]SGA[/b]. With the collapse of the Golden Age of Mankind, when humanity was nearly wiped out for good, the true meaning of the SGA, along with the knowledge and technology that came from it was lost. Today, we as guardians will take a stand, fight back, unearth and recover the artifacts of the Golden Age, and unravel the mystery that the SGA has become. Be Brave, Become Legend.
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Special guardian assassinations
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Sexual Guardian Advice
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S'pht Gravity Array
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Edited by VanGuard Blaze: 10/6/2013 6:49:26 AMSexiest Guardians Alive
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Small Genitals Assocation. You don't have to compensate for anything. We're here for you.