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With nearly 300 entries to this small contest, it has come time to announce our winners. Trimming down to the final 7 was no easy task. Many of the entries were creative, inspiring, awestruck, inappropriate and preposterously hilarious. With that being said, here is your final 7 in no particular order:
[spoiler][url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Groups/Post?groupId=39865&id=62144993&path=1]Bloodboiler[/url]
[i]Senatum galaxiae arma
Translation: The arms (as in weapons) of the galactic senate[/i].
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[spoiler][url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Groups/Post?groupId=39865&id=62143671&path=1]dibbs089[/url]
[i]Soffish's Golden Asskicker[/i]
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[spoiler][url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Groups/Post?groupId=39865&id=62144915&path=1]samuraitj[/url]
[i]Spacemagic Going Apeshit![/i][/spoiler]
[spoiler][url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Groups/Post?groupId=39865&id=62145746&path=1]killerhenk545[/url]
[i]Systematic Global Annihilation[/i][/spoiler]
[spoiler][url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Groups/Post?groupId=39865&id=62145103&path=1]Phoenix[/url]
[i]Something Great Awaits[/i][/spoiler]
[spoiler][url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Groups/Post?groupId=39865&id=62145740&path=1]Addy[/url]
[i]such great attitute[/i][/spoiler]
[spoiler][url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Groups/Post?groupId=39865&id=62144474&path=1]Bettadenu[/url]
[i]Spawns Gravity Adjuster.
After the Traveller arrived mankind had to rebuild the city, a young ambitious survivor Engineer with the Alias Spawn studied the Traveller and his magic.
After long study and research Spawn discovered that the Traveller contained magic to alter gravity making objects heavier or lighter. He containted the magic in an old Human artifact called a Rubix cube. After containing the magic in the cube he discovered that pointing and operating the cube at objects he could either lift them up by making them lighter and place them elsewhere.
During the rebuilding of the City the cube was widely used to move cars to the junkyard and made life easier. However shortly after Spawn creation was used for construction, a pack of rogue Hunters calling themselves the Spaltons stole the Rubix cube from Spawn while he was asleep. They ripped a cover from a book they carried and wrote something on it:
Dear Spawn,
It's nothing personal, it's just the law of the jungle.
-The Spaltons.
After they stole the Rubix cube they sold it for a great sum of money to the first stripclub that was rebuild since the arrival of the Traveller, the Rubix today is used to bulk up currency from customers together, lighten it's weight and then throw it at the Fallen dancer. Because the Fallen have four arms the audience made a game out of it that if the Fallen dancer could catch all the thrown money it would keep it's clothes on and be released. If not it had to dance for the audience wearing a traditional pink human bra and a green kilt, the stipclub owner would then video capture the act and send a holographic copy through signal to one of the Fallen's starships. The Fallen that danced would then be shunned and laughed at forever by it's other four-armed bipedal humanoids.[/i][/spoiler]
Thank you to everyone for entering! The winners will be receiving their PM shortly. Stay tuned for additional SGA giveaways and see you all in the beta.
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Sexy Galaxy-trotting Adventures. Because that's what Destiny will be.
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Edited by Mr Mulberry: 10/6/2013 3:14:24 PMSlaying Giant Asses. And I'm not talking about chubby chasers. [i]Or am I?[/i]
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Sunset Guardians Alliance
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Sexy Goblin Asses. Destiny WAS originally going to be a fantasy game...
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Shotgun Grenade Attack
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Super Garage Alien
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Superior Gnome Artillery
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Super Gigantic Assault
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Edited by Bloodboiler: 10/6/2013 3:20:50 PMNevermind, I'm changing mine. This is probably not conjugated properly but: [b] Senatum galaxiae arma[/b] Translation: The arms (as in weapons) of the galactic senate. I knew all of my school Latin was good for something...
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[quote]I'm rather fortunate to have 7 Destiny beta codes from various sources and friends from the internet. Rather than give them away on twitter, I'd rather host a small giveaway here to see who would like to claim them here. [quote]1. Post in this thread to enter! 2. TOPIC: [b]What else could "SGA" stand for in Destiny? BE CREATIVE![/b] 3. You have until noon Pacific Time on Sunday 10/6 for your entry. 1 entry per person.[/quote] Top 7 answers get a beta code PM'd to them from me. Answers will be judged on originality, hilarity, shenanigans and Bungie/Destiny lore. GO! [url=https://www.bungie.net/7_Super-Good-Advice/en-us/Groups/Detail?groupId=39865][b]Homebase[/b][/url] [b]| [/b][url=https://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Topics?tg=%23SuperGoodAdvice][b]#SuperGoodAdvice[/b][/url] [b]|[/b] [url=https://twitter.com/bnetsga][b]@BnetSGA[/b][/url][/quote]OH NO, THERE'S NO SALVATION FROM THE RUINS WHICH COLLAPSE AROUND US; THE PHYSICAL REPRESENTATION OF MY DESOLATED PSYCHE SHATTERING IN AN IMMACULATE CHORUS OF TONES AT ONCE! BEEP BEEP BEEP! I'M A CAR! BEEP! I want one.
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Soiled Gusset Artillery. The most feared weapon in the galaxy, launching wet turd covered underwear at the speed of sound.
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Space's Grandest Alliance
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Sexy guardians association
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Snarcastic Garter Antagonizer. Since you know.. Destiny has a a lot of stuff that has funny/ weird names such as their weapons etc.
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It will pop up when I'm near: 'Sick Guardian Approaching' ;)
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Super Great Advice.
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Stretched Gaping... Apples
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Edited by arzeik: 10/6/2013 12:31:55 PMSpace Geese Attack. Remember that [i]bird simulator[/i] we got to see at the E3 demo? Well, it was only the beginning. The most fearsome and powerful enemy we will have to face in Destiny will be Space Geese (like normal geese but... err... coming from space?).
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1. I win. 2. Sugar God Alpha. For I am the Sugar Daddy. 3. Poop.
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[quote]I'm rather fortunate to have 7 Destiny beta codes from various sources and friends from the internet. Rather than give them away on twitter, I'd rather host a small giveaway here to see who would like to claim them here. [quote]1. Post in this thread to enter! 2. TOPIC: [b]What else could "SGA" stand for in Destiny? BE CREATIVE![/b] 3. You have until noon Pacific Time on Sunday 10/6 for your entry. 1 entry per person.[/quote] Top 7 answers get a beta code PM'd to them from me. Answers will be judged on originality, hilarity, shenanigans and Bungie/Destiny lore. GO! [url=https://www.bungie.net/7_Super-Good-Advice/en-us/Groups/Detail?groupId=39865][b]Homebase[/b][/url] [b]| [/b][url=https://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Topics?tg=%23SuperGoodAdvice][b]#SuperGoodAdvice[/b][/url] [b]|[/b] [url=https://twitter.com/bnetsga][b]@BnetSGA[/b][/url][/quote] Spartan guardian alliance
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[b]S[/b]pawns [b]G[/b]ravity [b]A[/b]djuster. After the Traveller arrived mankind had to rebuild the city, a young ambitious survivor Engineer with the Alias Spawn studied the Traveller and his magic. After long study and research Spawn discovered that the Traveller contained magic to alter gravity making objects heavier or lighter. He containted the magic in an old Human artifact called a Rubix cube. After containing the magic in the cube he discovered that pointing and operating the cube at objects he could either lift them up by making them lighter and place them elsewhere. During the rebuilding of the City the cube was widely used to move cars to the junkyard and made life easier. However shortly after Spawn creation was used for construction, a pack of rogue Hunters calling themselves the Spaltons stole the Rubix cube from Spawn while he was asleep. They ripped a cover from a book they carried and wrote something on it: [i]Dear Spawn, It's nothing personal, it's just the law of the jungle. -The Spaltons.[/i] After they stole the Rubix cube they sold it for a great sum of money to the first stripclub that was rebuild since the arrival of the Traveller, the Rubix today is used to bulk up currency from customers together, lighten it's weight and then throw it at the Fallen dancer. Because the Fallen have four arms the audience made a game out of it that if the Fallen dancer could catch all the thrown money it would keep it's clothes on and be released. If not it had to dance for the audience wearing a traditional pink human bra and a green kilt, the stipclub owner would then video capture the act and send a holographic copy through signal to one of the Fallen's starships. The Fallen that danced would then be shunned and laughed at forever by it's other four-armed bipedal humanoids.
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Sweaty Guys Ass
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Space. Guns. Aliens. Put that on the back of the box :D
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Servers Going Awol
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Seismic Guardian Activity
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Edited by High quality lemon: 10/6/2013 11:38:38 AMsuper good advice or SGA was a gang of hunters who made weapons in the golden age using the travellers power. One day in the SGA they decide to use one of the members old sniper-rifle and mod it and turn it into something new. when they finished moding the sniper-rifle they started testing it. After they unloaded some shots in a trees for a while they started to feel wearied so they laid down to rest for a while and when the awoke they stated to test again but when they pulled the trigger the gun glowed golden and put bigger holes in the tree then it did before. after this happened they went home and pulled the gun apart to see what made them glow golden. when they pulled it apart they couldn't fine anything in the gun that could make the gun glow golden like it did. when they couldn't find what caused this to happen they went out side to try out a new revolver that they had made and then after shooting shots in to a tree , this gun also stated to glow gold and then the idea struck them that it wasn't something in the gun's making them glow it was them they could use the travellers power to do more damage and make guns glow golden. this all the available data on the SGA Hunters we have in the archive.