originally posted in:Cloud Cafe
I open my eyes and sit up straight, then jump out of bed and go downstairs for my lovely porridge oats.
[b]REALITY: I slowly half open my eyes, slouch over, roll out out of bed, and drag myself downstairs and eat my mush.[/b]
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#Offtopic
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This is the alarm on my phone, loudest volume.
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I wake up, don't open my eyes, and roll off my bed. I pull all the covers, and pillows with me, then I hobble over to the bathroom, at which point the covets have fallen off, leaving a nice trail of comforters and pillows leading from my room, across the hall, an into the bathroom. At which point I take a shower and put on the clothes I set out last night. Brush, put in anti-frizz cream or something (keeps my head from looking like a pube), grab a granola and my backpack and go
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3 hours after I get out of bed, I wake up.
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I have my phone playing "One By One" by Immortal every morning to wake me up. I generally gather the motivation to get up when the riff starts playing by about one minute into the song.
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blast out of bed to disarm the Alarm, make new alarm for 30 minutes later, blast out of bed to disarm the Alarm, make a new alarm for 30 minutes later. Slowly roll out of bed to disarm the alarm, turn lights on in room, lie face down with head at foot of bed, fail at waking up, 10 minutes later finally make bed and go brush my teeth.
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Sit instantly upright and turn off my annoyingly loud alarm and then lay back down for a while. Recollect my dreams I've had, note them down then go get food.
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Edited by Alphy : 9/29/2013 9:30:06 PMSlowly open my eyes. Stretch. Look to my left and grab my iPod, go on Bungie. Stay there for around 10 minutes. Get up. Slouched down badly, eyes half closed. Get clothes ready and take a shower.
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Fumble for the "Off" button on my alarm.
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With a smile on my face.
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> I wake up > I Turn my alarm off > I fix my messy hair > Leave on motorcycle.
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I punch myself, and roll onto the floor
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LIKE A BOSS
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I wake up wherever I pass out, sometimes inside my house if I'm lucky, but usually outside in the local park.
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>wake up suddenly >try to muster all of my strength to get up >fails >falls back asleep
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I never sleep
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>Go to sleep facing wall >Wake up facing other way >Blankets and Pillow show no sign of me turning The Hell was I doing last night?