As far as I know. I am the only person in Bungie.net history to plan and execute a 4 year troll. This is the thread detailing it.
From the beginning in 2008 the plan was simple. It came to me while I was in the shower.
Create a persona. And claim to be a video game developer for the next 4 years. During these 4 years the character’s “Career” would advance. At a potentially believable pace. Just to up the ante. In addition I would throw in seemingly meaningless tidbits of information about this character’s personal life. To make this person more relatable and “real”
With every story comes a grain of truth. Programming and tinkering with game ideas is a hobby of mine.
The actual method of the troll ( and subsequent anger ) is simple. Some people would believe me. Some would not.
The people who believed me were the fuel for the fire.
They thought I was a pathological liar, As it turns out pathological liars are really easy to hate. They hated me, and they started to hate the people that believed me.
The people who did not believe me got peeved when they saw that other people did. This is a unique and complex social interaction involving anger, jealousy and feelings of superiority that really led people to turn on each other.
The non believers ended up getting the “I know that I am right, I want to prove you wrong and show everyone that I am right “ sentiment. Whenever people get this like it invokes the most passionate and emotional arguments, and ultimately anger. This is what I was truly going for.
So it started in 2008. I worked at GarageGames who were indeed located in my hometown of Eugene, OR. I was the programming lead for Marble Blast Ultra. Popular and best selling XBLA title.
From there I did “contract work” for Buzzmonkey software. Who were also located in Eugene before being bought out recently by Zynga.
From there it was a sort of “down period” for 6 or so months. I reduced my activity and spread word that I was working contractually for a project of EA that would eventually turn out to be Mirrors Edge 2
At this point it was roughly January of 2011. I knew that the final chapter was approaching and that I needed a strong finish. I knew that I needed pure quality material for the final chapter. The troll would come to a close, at the very latest at the end of 2012. I had about 2 years to finish at this point. I waited and waited. For the perfect final chapter to present itself. And then it did on June 6th 2012. When the Halo 4 announcement trailer premiered at E3. From the moment I saw that trailer I knew that Funkbrotha10 would be getting a job at none other than 343 Industries.
This claim refueled and ignited the most passionate of rages from those involved.
And with that. The only 4 year troll in Bungie.net history came to an end.
Shout-outs to all of the groups that I was involved with at the time.
Specific shout-out to Sapphire, Who’s jimmies were rustled far harder than most.
Shout-out to “Terminatural” who still occasionally sends me PMs asking me about the technical workings of Halo 4 ( bless his soul )
-Funkbrotha10
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Your persona sucks and you're not even well known by the community.
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So basically you have no life.
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This seems to have failed miserably.
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... Who are you?
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Edited by Jotaro Kujo PhD: 9/29/2013 6:03:29 PMTrolls don't admit to trolling. Also I have no idea who you are.
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This isn't trolling, just roleplaying. Also I have never seen a user that claims to be a developer except once or twice.
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Edited by Dark Septagon: 9/29/2013 5:39:02 PMLet me sum up my reaction..... [spoiler]I don't care[/spoiler]
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Edited by Broseph Stalin: 9/29/2013 5:52:00 PMFor a second there, I thought the title said "4 year [i]old[/i] troll". Now I'm sad.
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Who are you?
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You're an irrelevant nobody that barely registers on my radar.
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I think this might actually be Kanye West, don't think there's many other people who can even get close to this level of ego.
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Even if OP is telling the truth, the Halo Wars Beta hoax was a better troll then this.
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Edited by Jaaake AU: 9/29/2013 4:20:18 PMI'm calling BS on your apparent "4 year old plan". It seems to me that you weren't trying to "troll" anyone, rather you were trying to light up your life of mediocrity as something actually worthwhile with lies that got progressively worse as people started to call you out on them. This thread is just another in a long line of attention seeking bullshit that you probably only just thought of 10 minutes beforehand, in hopes that people will think you're "cool" and "edgy" as if it will somehow compensate for the life you've said, quite openly here today, that you don't have (4 years on a fake persona? Hah!) Give me a break.
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Liar I don't believe you. You're actually a game developer who works for 343 industries and gave a police officer a ticket. I know that I am right, I'm gonna prove you wrong and show every one I'm right.
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Edited by Panzeereapa: 9/28/2013 9:18:50 PMDude we laughed about you in the modmin section. Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
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Edited by Combat Boots: 9/29/2013 1:59:01 PMI feel like this is [b][i][u]REALLY AWKWARD AND EMBARRASSING[/u][/i][/b] it think it's time you've made an alt and start over...
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Lol didn't care
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This is quite honestly pathetic. Especially considering everyone knew, and called you out on your lies for as long as I can remember. In fact, I can't think of a single person who ever believed you. Even for a moment. This "revaluation" of yours is as awe-inspiring as the day when Cena shows up and says "I have a confession to make.. I'm actually a troll."
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You're a hero.
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lol didn't read.
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I recognize your name, but can't remember any of this, so it can't have been too great.
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Great work. Too bad nobody cares :P
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[quote]Depending on the date you joined, [u][b]the groups you were in[/b][/u]. You may or may not have seen this[/quote] There's your problem. Plus without any evidence I would have dismissed and ignored you. "Pics or it didn't happen" was a bigger thing back then.
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Never heard of, I am the king around her peasant.
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I know you, but never saw any messages pertaining to your 'career'.