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Edited by Zizzy:
9/26/2013 6:44:45 PM
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So a man approaches you with a screwdriver in hand...
As you walk towards him, he grabs you and throws you up against the wall. At this point he directs the screwdriver towards your ears, and you notice that it is glowing a strange hue (hue) of green. It's not an your average screwdriver, plainly.
As you stand there, helpless, he gives you two options.
A) For the rest of your life, you will ONLY be able to hear music. No other sounds ever again.
B)For the rest of your life, you will be able to hear everything BUT music. Practical, but enjoyable?
Choose wisely, there's no backsies (and he tells you so).
Note: [spoiler]-Other people singing to you doesn't count as music
-Natural sounds (i.e birds) doesn't count as music
-You can't overcome him in anyway
-You can't reject both options
-Don't be pointing out technicalities, the point of this thread is in the question.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy a screwdriver?
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Choose B. and use my magic wrench to give him the choice of pooping out of his nose or from his mouth.
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4 RepliesB. I can make my own music.
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Option B. I could live out my life, still, but I'd hate the lack of music.
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1 ReplyShove the screwdriver up my butt and make a living farting symphonies till my dying day.
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Oh the fallacy! Option B.
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1 ReplyB. Because I can't go the rest of my life watching porn without hearing the milf scream like a howler monkey.
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2 RepliesWhat neighborhood is this being taken placed in? I need to avoid whatever place this is.
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2 RepliesI would go insane of I couldn't efficiently communicate with people, so option B.
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5 RepliesC. Dislodge the screwdriver from the assailant and jam it into his eye. B. - I can still hear music in my head.
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2 RepliesI have a friend who was assaulted by a guy wielding a screwdriver.
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1 ReplyD, shove my glock up his anus, and let loose a fury of poop covered lead.
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Oh my lord that is horrible. But shit I'd rather take the first option I guess.
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1 ReplyEdited by IslocStarkiller: 10/9/2013 2:10:35 PMKrav Maga the crap out of him.
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Wing Chun the **** out of him.
