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Start peeling them thinking that I will savor the awesomeness. Get half way and chomp down the rest. Get sad that it didn't last very long. Eat another one to relieve sadness.
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They are suppossed to be tenderly peeled, not CHOMPED ON LIKE AN ANIMAL.
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I always have to share them with my dog. She jumps up onto whatever chair I am sitting in, squirms behind my back and rests her chin on my shoulder as close to my jaw as possible and then quivers non-stop. She's such a little bitch. Wantin' my string cheese.
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I jam them up my rectum.
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I am lactose intolerant...
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One at a time
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I only eat breaded cheese sticks.
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I suck them. Reminds me of bible camp.
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With my asshole.
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I haven't consumed a cheese stick past the age of five or six. I don't know why, but I just find them disgusting.
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I'm a scrub.