Admit it Floof, without me, the Flood would fall apart. I am the only (srsly I am) common link between the oldfags and the newfags, the smart people and the ch33zyburrito's (shots fired), the cool cats and the outcasts.
You need me, you just don't know it yet.
Which is why for the next 2 weeks I will be taking a strictly observatory role in the #Offtopic. I will witness your downfall, and at your dying breath, I will come riding back in to revitalize this here shithole. And... Damn this was sounding pretty cool (at least, I think so), but I don't know how to finish it off. Suggestions?
But yeah.
[spoiler]I'm not actually leaving[/spoiler]
[spoiler]but you do need me[/spoiler]
[spoiler]maybe[/spoiler]
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You live. How can this be?
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I created the flood. Who the -blam!- are you?
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I revived the Flood.
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Aand, necrobump.
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[quote]the cool cats[/quote] Yes.
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You look like a pegboy
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Guys, its true, we're worthless without him!
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I have never heard of you
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Come back to me
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Who are you...?
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He was right, He was right.
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Yeah I gave my thrown away when all the Desticles started pouring in and the f-ing notification system STILL DOES F-ING WORK.
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I love you Froggert
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Can I be a lion? I wanna be a lion doe.
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So it's your fault that the site is stagnant and the private groups are dying. At least we know who to blame and beat now.
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Muted for no reason.
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I'm an oldfag? Yus!
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Am I a cool-[b]cat[/b]?
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A single tear rolls down my cheek.
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Good, gtfo egotistical bastard
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much thread wow we need froggert he is so cool such cool wow what wud we do?
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Who are you?
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I win. That is all.
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Calling people Newfags on b.net. Copying 4chan good job plebs.
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