i'm a disgruntled worker who would be filling this steel box with frustrated shrieks and sobbing if you weren't here
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[b]WAUGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH FUUHG[/b]
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*Tries to fit in elevator. Fails. Gets annoyed. Asks for any alternate method of getting upstairs.* *Taps big metal foot impatiently.*
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Edited by Zavala's Pet Cat: 8/20/2014 3:01:09 PM-snips the wires- [i]whoops![/i]~ -elevator plummets from the 100th story to the bottom of the ground and explodes-
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"You may call me Rasputin-all."
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*Exits elevator* *Seals elevator doors* *Stops elevator* {Over the radio} [i]THERE IS NO ESCAPE![/i]
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*greets every person with "you may call me Commander"* :3
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*presses every floor/button on the elevator*
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*Enters* * tall man in wide black brim had and suit with a bright red tie. Mask covering face. Its black too.*
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Skodewarde
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*pulls out chalk and draws a square on the floor* This is my area. Stay out.
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Anyone else going to the penthouse? *presses floor #69* dis gun be good!
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Uhh could you move over please?
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[quote]Lovin in an elevator! Livin' it up as we're going down[/quote]
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All right, who farted?
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i'm the guy who leans in the corner with his arms crossed, chewing chewing gum really loudly and looking smug like he's just had sex with your wife and you know nothing about it.
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Edited by magicmagininja: 9/24/2013 11:48:31 AMdooo doodo doodood doo doodood ooddooddo ooodddoooo doooodooo
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Next stop, page 2.
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Fun fact: By virtue of light's straight line motion in an accelerating elevator, we can deduce that it must bend in response to a gravitational field.
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I'm the guy that's naked but somehow nobody notices.
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I'm a man hired to assassinate one of the higher-ups, awkwardly trying to conceal a suppressed pistol in my pants, but everyone mistakes it for a throbbing erection.
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I'm the elevator operator.
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10th floor