1. He is sexy as hell.
2. He is a good boy.
3. SU has slowed down.
4. He is trying to cut back on his shitposting.
5. He is adaptable.
6. He has both Fleixibility and Reach.
7. He will pleasure you in the ass with a dildo made of cocaine.
8. Baby Bats.
9. POINT REMOVED FOR TRIGGERING CONTENT
10. I'll suck your dicks.
11. I have a NERF Nuke.
12. Nobody in SU likes him anyway and he needs friends.
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I vouch for door.