Kids be like
"Adventure time!"
I be like
"It's Morphin' time!"
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Right before marching band rehearsals, I like to hang out in the band room sometimes and there's this one obese bitch that hangs out in there too. She likes to enter the room after getting a drink from the drinking fountain and likes to ask me "Hey what time is it?!?" as she passes through a door with a clock above it AND as she walks to her damn laptop, which tells the time.