These two chicks I was hanging out with were, for some unknown reason, talking about blowjobs and how they had given them to guys before. At first, I thought they were joking, but they were talking about it for a good 20 minutes along with techniques and what not.
Fast forward to us at the mall, one of them asks the other if she would ever consider sucking my dick. We just gave her a good wth look and things got really awkward for a good 10 minutes before we started -blam!-ing around with people in the shops.
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Well... Me: "Hey mate, wanna try a legendary run?" Friend:"Not now! My girlfriend just drank Bleach!" *me like WTF, freezing up a bit* Me:"Zombies then?"