These two chicks I was hanging out with were, for some unknown reason, talking about blowjobs and how they had given them to guys before. At first, I thought they were joking, but they were talking about it for a good 20 minutes along with techniques and what not.
Fast forward to us at the mall, one of them asks the other if she would ever consider sucking my dick. We just gave her a good wth look and things got really awkward for a good 10 minutes before we started -blam!-ing around with people in the shops.
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The last extremely awkward conversation I had was right after a girl kissed me by surprise... and the feeling wasn't mutual. I mean like shit, what am I supposed to do next?
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My experience wasn't really much of an awkward conversation, but it was slightly awkward afterward. I was going to one of classes, I was 20 minutes early and so was everyone else, I sat next to this girl and I had stretched my arms. When I did that she rubbed her index finger on my bicep, I gave her such a terrified look, and after that was silence, then I proceeded with a question about an assignment. Horrible.
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"So what do you like to do?" .... "What are your plans for the weekend?" ....
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Whenever I'm in a group of people, and the conversation eventually turns to sex. Being a virgin, it gets awkward for me, and I feel oblivious to things they're talking about.
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Get some classier friends.
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I God damn hate it when girls talk about their periods. Like 96% of my friends are girls, and I always try to make sure they aren't at the same place at the same time to avoid the situation.
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Well... Me: "Hey mate, wanna try a legendary run?" Friend:"Not now! My girlfriend just drank Bleach!" *me like WTF, freezing up a bit* Me:"Zombies then?"
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I was talking to blou then I changed your post and blou changed it back.
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"Does anyone else remember penis inspection day in kindergarten?"
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I was talking to a girl when she started a conversation with another girl about going to the gynecologist.
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Did she ever blanswer? It is a question of utmost blimportance.
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Edited by BSS Lazer: 9/22/2013 12:18:55 AMI dunno.. everything I talk about with people that should end up awkward never does. Periods, sex, fetishes and all manners of weird things. I think my friends are just really open to me and vice versa so things dont get awkward easily.
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Why did they just start talking about that in front of you?
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probably cause ur unattractive dont get your hopes up