"Welcome to Camp Balls. So, you're the new replacement...You are out of uniform, soldier! Where is your Balls?" "Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army-issue balls. That balls is going to come out of your pay, and you will remain in this man's army until you are five-hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take for you to for a Mark II Powered Balls you have lost! Report to the armory and have a new balls issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed!" - Sergeant Arch Dornan, Fallout 2 I know some of the grammar doesn't work, but I didn't feel like messing with the quote beyond sticking balls in there.