"What is a female?", some of you may ask. We still do not fully know and some of us here may never even come in contact with one our whole lives. Regardless, the thoughts and actions of this gender remain an unpredictable mystery to those that try to understand them. What happens when a female touches you? "Well, I do not know but I really want to find out." says Anonymous User(Deleted) "I do not care to find out. There are more important things in life like games and money" replied xXMagiksFed0raXx Some experts on female interaction theorize that close contact with a female may not suggest sexual interest from her at all. This is still a hotly debated topic and should not be taken as fact but take this as you will: Females will sometimes use physical contact with a male as a means of expressing their desire for them. Although not proven, this statement is widely regarded as true. There is, however, an interesting trend to be taken into account. Females seem to do this more often to more attractive men. So, I wondered, "Is this a strange coincidence or do females seem more attracted to better looking men?" "I lift everyday but girls still don't like me." says Sharkypoo78 "Shut the -blam!- up" - FOX NEWS "Who honestly cares?" comments the butthurt user. With all this in mind we still have no -blam!-ing idea what goes on with women. [b]Stay tuned for Chapter 2 - The Friend Zone[/b] [i]Questions to consider for CH2[/i] -What do you think the friendzone is? -Have you ever been in the friendzone? -Do you use memes in real life conversations?