"What is a female?", some of you may ask. We still do not fully know and some of us here may never even come in contact with one our whole lives. Regardless, the thoughts and actions of this gender remain an unpredictable mystery to those that try to understand them.
What happens when a female touches you?
"Well, I do not know but I really want to find out." says Anonymous User(Deleted)
"I do not care to find out. There are more important things in life like games and money" replied xXMagiksFed0raXx
Some experts on female interaction theorize that close contact with a female may not suggest sexual interest from her at all. This is still a hotly debated topic and should not be taken as fact but take this as you will:
Females will sometimes use physical contact with a male as a means of expressing their desire for them.
Although not proven, this statement is widely regarded as true. There is, however, an interesting trend to be taken into account. Females seem to do this more often to more attractive men. So, I wondered, "Is this a strange coincidence or do females seem more attracted to better looking men?"
"I lift everyday but girls still don't like me." says Sharkypoo78
"Shut the -blam!- up" - FOX NEWS
"Who honestly cares?" comments the butthurt user.
With all this in mind we still have no -blam!-ing idea what goes on with women.
[b]Stay tuned for Chapter 2 - The Friend Zone[/b]
[i]Questions to consider for CH2[/i]
-What do you think the friendzone is?
-Have you ever been in the friendzone?
-Do you use memes in real life conversations?
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[quote]xXMagiksFed0raXx[/quote] I-I *wheeze* I can't breathe!
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The friendzone is an excellent tool to compete for your mate without the risk of being rejected.
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The friend zone is where your put when your ugly.
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Friendzoning is mainly when a man fails to capture the womens heart. Me being friendzoned well i am to blame due to my own actions and fears.
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Edited by Legend Onyx Taco: 9/14/2013 5:31:48 AMDecoding The Female Mind- II: I'm wet and need sex.
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This has already been decoded. Just think like a man, and then take away reason and accountability.
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7/10, I laughed when I saw Fox New's comment.
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This thread should've been blank....
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Don't bother, they're mostly fuking retards. It's better to just call them stupid then to actually try to understand the shit they think
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And chocolate
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1/1 Great post Eating for chapter two Need advices 4 this next wun
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Really? All I do is be Godzilla and they fall head over heels for me. [spoiler]Head over heels over entrails, that is[/spoiler]
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Want to know what women are really thinking when they see a man? [i]How could I get this guys semen in my vagina? I really need some more support money...[/i]