I often get asked if my gauges are real. Most people seem to ask when they can see through my ear. Let me repeat that. People can be so -blam!-ing dumb that they ask if my gauges are real when they can SEE THROUGH MY -blam!-ING EAR.
What's the worst question you've been asked?
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In high school I always had to explain to my girlfriend all those personal guy questions like "Why is it that when I get hard while wearing my pants that it is facing down and not up" and how many tablespoons or teaspoons do I *ahem* y'know.