So I'm a college student and I don't really have a lot of money. I live with an annoying ass roommate who never gives me any space. He also never cleans the apartment, just throws his crap everywhere.
So after a month of really tough classes, I decided to go out and get a ton of junk food to celebrate. Once I returned home, a friend called and wanted to hang out. We watched some Breaking Bad and played some video games. Pretty chill time. So I head back home and see a ton of junk food wrappers on the floor. MY junk food wrappers. I couldn't believe that -blam!-hole of a roommate ate all of my snacks! To confirm my suspicion, I opened the pantry and a skeleton popped out. You cannot imagine how upset I am.
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You're basically a puss.