I often get asked if my gauges are real. Most people seem to ask when they can see through my ear. Let me repeat that. People can be so -blam!-ing dumb that they ask if my gauges are real when they can SEE THROUGH MY -blam!-ING EAR.
What's the worst question you've been asked?
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Well it would be the question that made me realize I was actually gay without knowing it. (Im not gay) "Does your mom know your gay?" "No" "So your mom doesnt know your gay?" "No...Yes..... -blam!- you."