I often get asked if my gauges are real. Most people seem to ask when they can see through my ear. Let me repeat that. People can be so -blam!-ing dumb that they ask if my gauges are real when they can SEE THROUGH MY -blam!-ING EAR.
What's the worst question you've been asked?
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I have a question for you, Otthild. When she bit into your waist and the blood and tears sprang, could you see into her black, black eyes? Did she see you as she dragged you down to the place where she lives? Was there peace to be had there in the briny depths? I have often wondered.