Prologue: Like someone
Step 1: acquire a cell phone (make sure it is not your own)
Step 2: find out the girls phone number through any means possible. maybe pretend to work at a blood bank and ask her to fill out a card but to just put her phone number and name. alternatively you can take her phone and figure it out then return it to her and say you found it on the ground or in a ditch
Step 3: text her asking if she likes you but pretend to be someone else like maybe you are a gay guy who likes to ask random girls if they like a guy
Step 4: consistently deny you are yourself
Step 5: if she gets creeped out you need to get a different phone and repeat steps 3 & 4
Step 6: if she likes you continue to step 7. If not, repeat step 5
Step 7: approach her and tell her you heard she likes you then reveal yourself to be the mystery texter
Step 8: she will think you are cute and go out with you
Step 9: have fun but be safe kids
Epilogue: invest in large company like staples and buy a prius. chicks dig [i]eco friendly[/i] men
[spoiler]also wear a video game shirt so she knows you mean business[/spoiler]
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