It's not like not having sex is an option because that is probably why you went on it in the first place.
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Hello, Titanic 2!
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Condom + Crocs = NO STDs WHATSOEVER
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*loads shotgun*
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Not have sex
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This. Or make a 10/10 swan dive and start swimming.
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Who do you think started to spread them? Now get over here you sexy animal!
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You put #poll and there isn't a poll!
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Put a helmet on that soldier.
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I would wear a condom. Or maybe just settle for BJs only. Unless there's mouth herpes. Then that plan is gone.
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Wonder how I afforded it in the first place.
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I'd probably wonder why i went on the cruise.