So I was walking home from work and I decided to go through an alleyway as a shortcut. It turned out to be a dead end so I turned around and seen the 2 blackest son of bitches that I ever saw blocking my only exit. They started walking towards me and one of them pulled out his massive boombox. From that point on I knew what was about to happen to me. They backed me up into a corner and they free styled all over me. It was horrible and they didn't let up at all. They were throwing "nigga" at me left and right. They had their way with my ears. After they got finished with me I was huddled in a corner crying about what just happened to me. I just couldn't make sense of any of it. My white brain just couldn't handle all that black slang they were throwing at me.
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ur fkn idit
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Edited by Thrasher: 8/27/2013 3:31:59 PMDid your mom get scared and send you to a town called Bel-Air?
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"f da police coming st8 from tha underground, OP don't like NWA cuz he think's they're too brown"
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-blam!- joke with racial slurs!? That's pretty mild for the internet. Have you even heard of the Offended Page?
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Hell yes!
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Better than getting wubbed :-/ Seriously, watching someone trying to explain foreign dubstep through the medium of interpretive dance is pretty horrific.
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I'm so sorry. I hope the police capture those young ruffians. Maybe the rehabilitation process will teach them beat, flow and eloquence. We can only hope.
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They want to attack one of us so we'll teach them what a mosh pit is. We shall open up the fire in their soul.
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It's going to being ok. I might be able to help you since Im black.
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Message me if you need support. I'm sorry I wasn't there to stop them, I was helping some girl.
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There there, Blerzerk. *hugs Berzerk and pats him on the back* Everything is gonna be okay.
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Fool you straight ignant'. Just cause yo saltine ass don't fux with dat real sh1t doesn't mean you got to be a britney and throw dirt on my conglomerate.
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My condolences... I hope you never have to hear that Donkey Kong jungle beat ever again.
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People need to learn the difference between rap and -blam!-, and with rapped and -blam!-.
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Did they rap you in the ass?
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Oh... Well, uh... bye.
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Have you went to the Rap Trauma Center?
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Edited by Sparty 017: 8/27/2013 12:44:56 AMDamn no beat or flow? I am sorry. :'(
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7/10 This is at least slightly clever and new.
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You got served! You got F'd in the A, bi-otch!