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Where does Gojira come from?
[quote]It varies. Most of the time it's from the South Pacific.[/quote]
How was your life growing up?
[quote]My life was very uneventful growing up aside from the off oil tanker that I'd destroy. My son's life growing up was much more eventful after almost being killed by my enemies numerous times. Fortunately, I became my son in 1995 and so I can say that my childhood was both very eventful and uneventful. [/quote]
Ask yourself something.
[quote]How many are you?
About 4 or 5, mainly on Tuesdays.[/quote]
Ask yourself something again.
[quote]Why are you this many?
Well it's mainly because I like cats, and hedgehogs are cool too.[/quote]
(As you can see, he has an infinite amount of damage control)
After the NSA scandal was revealed to the public, it gave many conspiracy theorists a sense of validity in their arguments. What secrets do you believe are still hidden by the government?
[quote]I believe your government is still trying to hide the existence of the following:
-Kumonga
-Clover
-Mothra
-Otachi
-George Lopez
-Me
-Gipsy Danger [/quote]
Opinion on the Bungie.net webteam and the 2013 site update?
[quote]The Bungie.net webteam seems rather ordinary, if a bit smelly. Some of them seem to be a bit more round than the others but at a height of 100 meters what are you gonna do? The 2013 site update is obviously pure garbage compared to the previous iteration of the sight. And trust me, I know garbage- I've fought against a living pile of sh1t calling itself "Hedorah."[/quote]
And there it is, Flood: Gojira!
[quote]Yes.[/quote]
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Nice.