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8/24/2013 7:06:22 AM
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super duper computer swag elite specs

Alright so I noticed that some people were putting their PC specs/accessories up so I thought I would put mine up to beat all you lightweights cheap ass computers so here it is nerds Computer Case: Lil Wayne anal with Drake exclusive SWAGYOLO ($1,000) CPU: Potato ($100,000) Fan: Bananas ($300,000) Hard Drive: 700,000 terrabyte (or whatever that word you nurds use) Obey SnapBack ($100,000) Keyboard: Obey limited edition SWAGYOLO keyboard only 1 ever made each time you type on it, it transmits LSD into your body because -blam!- it who doesn't want LSD? Oh yeah fags ($125,000) Mouse: Obey limited edition YOLOSWAG (thats right its backwards this time because yolo) mouse only 1 ever made each time you click it sends a feeling like that feeling you get when you get out of rehab and you snort some cocaine for the first time in 7 months (wait you guys are nerd fags so you wouldn't know that.) ($150,000) Motherboard: a banging milf that Twerks at all times and you plug all the video cards and shit into the milfs various crevices (gotta keep it pg for the younger fags) ($700,000) Monitor: Obey HDDDDDDDDD (the more D's the higher the quality) 100,000,000 inch monitor (ironically almost as big as my main vein) ($1,000,000) Power supply: 5,000,000 swag power unit from SWAGYOLO industries ($600,000) Video cards: ultra 20d video card puts you inside the game developed by Obey oh yeah you're character always has a SnapBack and tattoos but unless you're a nerd you would pick that anyways ($3,000,000) Headset: Turtle Beach x100000000000000000000000000000 headset SWAGYOLO edition ($300,000) Notes: this computer is powered by how much swag you have so you nerds probably won't be able to use it. This machine of swag does 99999999999 frames per second not for the faint of swag. The total comes up to like almost 7 million dollars (math is for nerds) now screw off casual nerds

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