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8/20/2013 5:11:08 PM
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Man gets a fork stuck in his penis...
[url=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/19/fork-in-penis_n_3779392.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular]Yep. A fork. Seriously.[/url]
[quote]According to a report published in the International Journal of Surgery Cases earlier this month, the Canberra man was admitted to the hospital with "bleeding urethral meatus" after he stuffed a 4-inch fork into his urethra in an attempt to "achieve sexual gratification."
Fortunately, the report says the fork was successfully removed using forceps and "copious lubrication."
According to the report's authors, this isn't the first time that a man has attempted to insert a foreign object into his nether regions. Pens, safety pins, telephone cables, glue, cocaine, straws, marbles, light bulbs, carrots and snakes, among other strange things, have allegedly been found stuck in penises in the past. [/quote]
Wait... telephone cables? How does a telephone cable get in someone's dick? That one is actually kind of impressive.
It's worth pointing out here that NIH did [url=http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2984344/]an entire -blam!-ing study[/url] on this in 2010, on a guy who got two batteries up there.
I, for one, am going to continue to keep my peehole a one way street. I would rather not end up in a report like that.
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This was my face when seeing the title...
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1 Reply[quote] telephone cables, cocaine, straws, marbles, light bulbs, carrots and snakes[/quote] I don't even.... wut.... o_____0
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Well that's one step closer to seeing everything.
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HOW THE -blam!- IS HIS DICK NOT ANNIHILATED?!?!? And don't get me started on docking....
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SNAKES!? What the -blam!-!?
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Bahaaaa
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Brb, going to vomit everywhere.
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Even your dick likes to get high sometimes guys.
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1 ReplyStick a fork in him, he's done... wait. Yeah, I've heard that you can masturbate using urethral stimulation, but why would you do that? POWs in WWII were tortured by having things inserted in their penises, why would anyone do that willingly?
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1 ReplyGlue and light bulbs? What the -blam!- is wrong with these guys?
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1 ReplyFaith in humanity status: lost
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2 RepliesDID YOU SEE THE X-RAY??? HE GOT THE ENTIRE FORK TO FIT INSIDE HIS DICK!!!! WTF!!!!
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5 RepliesCocaine...? Do I even want to know?
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1 ReplyThat's nothing. I saw a video in college of a dude sticking a cucumber down his urethra. Dude was hardcore.
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1 ReplyWas there some part of his brain that said, "Maybe this is a bad idea?"
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1 Reply...Why a fork of all things? What was going through his head when he decided "I think I'll stick a fork up my dickhole today"?
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1 Reply
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3 Replies[quote] an attempt to "achieve sexual gratification."[/quote]I hate humans.
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1 ReplyYou're supposed to put your penis in other things, not other things into your penis!
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I WILL NEVER STOP SQUEEZING MY DICK AFTER READING THIS SHIT
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Did anyone else follow the link, to the study and look at the picture?
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3 RepliesJust why would you put cocaine in your dick? I just don't know or want to know why.
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I have shoved a telephone cable down my pee hole before without any problems... :/ Seriously? A fork? A live snake?
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Crazy assed Aussies.
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[quote]snakes[/quote]
