So today, I got an email from my cousin saying that I have a few million dollars in a bank waiting for me. He said I could have the money if I sent him $10,000 to get it from his bank. So I sent the money to him, now I wait until it arrives. Can’t wait to spend all this money I got coming to me. Any ideas on things I should buy?
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Buy a girlfriend. No, buy 2 girlfriends. Get a boyfriend while you're at it, too.