originally posted in:Secular Sevens
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/spaghetti-stories
I hate knowyourmeme but yea, "spaghetti falls out of the pockets" of people who do awkward things in public. And it was just bait for atheists to reply to.
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Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R'amen.