originally posted in:Secular Sevens
I used to be an atheist,
But then I found Him in my life.
He is everything to me, and I know that I am special in his eyes.
I even went on to become a minister of the church.
If you are an atheist,
Stop.
Let His noodly appendage touch [i]your[/i] life,
And seek a home with the Pastafarians.
R'amen, my brothers.
R'amen.
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Makes sense that atheists are Pastafarians because when they have social interaction the spaghetti falls out.
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Firstly, I have no idea what you are trying to say, but I do know that you are saying that I am an atheist, which is not true.
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http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/spaghetti-stories I hate knowyourmeme but yea, "spaghetti falls out of the pockets" of people who do awkward things in public. And it was just bait for atheists to reply to.
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Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. R'amen.
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Flying spaghetti monster.
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You had me scared for a while! 9/10